Tale of the Grecian Urn

"The lawn service moved a very large Grecian urn in my garden, but they left it in an awkward place, where no one could appreciate looking at it from inside. I wouldn't be home when they came back, so I wheeled the pot on to bigslider by myself. Rather than pull by the handle, I left bigslider stationary and slid the pot across it and back into the perfect spot. I did that so the loose river rock where the pot sat didn't get messed up. A few weeks later, I hurt my back lifting a heavy box - can’t believe I forgot to use bigslider!"

---CW, Texas